{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-shitshow","title":"Welcome to the Shitshow","description":"\u003cp\u003eEmbrace the beautiful chaos of everyday life right at your front door with the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"79\"\u003eWelcome to the SHITSHOW\u003c\/b\u003e coir mat. Hilarious, unapologetic, and wildly relatable, this mat features an eye-catching design that pairs an elegant cursive script with a massive, bold block typeface. It is the ultimate statement piece for busy families, pet owners, roommates, or anyone who prefers to laugh at the chaotic reality of life rather than stress over it. Give your porch an unforgettable dose of authentic personality that instantly breaks the ice, making your inner circle feel right at home the second they reach the door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"citation-591 citation-end-591\"\u003eCoco entrance mats are made by embedding natural coconut husk fiber into a vinyl backing. These fibers are a by-product of the coconut harvesting industry, making the production of these mats highly sustainable, \u003csup class=\"superscript\" data-turn-source-index=\"1\"\u003e\u003c!----\u003e\u003c\/sup\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eand the mats themselves are a perfect complement to your environmentally conscious lifestyle. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"source-inline-chip-container luminous-sources ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoir fibre mats are proven scrapers that are highly effective at brushing away dirt and debris from the bottom of shoes to ensure a clean and safe floor inside. This coco fibre is also one of the most absorbent natural fibres available, making it highly effective at keeping the moisture off your floors.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeature\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0,0\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,1,1,0\"\u003eCoir\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0,0\"\u003eBacking\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,2,1,0\"\u003eVinyl\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0,0\"\u003eBase Color\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,3,1,0\"\u003eNatural Coco\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0,0\"\u003ePrint\/Accent Color\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,4,1,0\"\u003eBlack\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0,0\"\u003eThickness\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,5,1,0\"\u003e5\/8”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"11,6,0,0\"\u003eSize Options\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"11,6,1,0\"\u003e14\"x22\", 16\"x24\", 18\"x30\", 22\"x36\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cspan id=\"easytabs-tab-label-4657672781883-2\" class=\"easytabs-header-text ui-tabs-anchor js-no-transition\"\u003eMaintenance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cdiv role=\"tablist\" class=\"easytabs-contents\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-et-handle=\"tabs-maintenance\" data-et-marker=\"tabs-tulips-coco-doormat-4\" class=\"easytabs-content-item easytabs-active\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"false\" aria-labelledby=\"\" role=\"tabpanel\" class=\"easytabs-content-holder\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoir mats are easy to maintain. Simply brush, beat with a broom, or vacuum to get dirt, dust and chunks of mud out of the fibers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoir is a natural fiber and can get damaged by water so do not wash the mat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Coco Mats N More","offers":[{"title":"14\"x22\"","offer_id":62856610742643,"sku":"VBWTS1422","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\"x24\"","offer_id":62856610775411,"sku":"VBWTS1624","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\"x30\"","offer_id":62856610808179,"sku":"VBWTS1830","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"22\"x36\"","offer_id":62856610840947,"sku":"VBWTS2236","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0324\/7941\/2283\/files\/WelcometotheSHITSHOW.png?v=1779207938","url":"https:\/\/cocomatsnmore.com\/products\/welcome-to-the-shitshow","provider":"Coco Mats N More","version":"1.0","type":"link"}